Netball is dangerous. Did you know that? I play outdoor netball on a very, very, very hard court. For the past two weeks I have spent some time at one with aforementioned hard court. The first time I tripped over my own size 11 drag queen feet. The ball was nowhere near me, nor was my defender. Didn’t stop me from hitting the deck. This week I had an altercation with an over zealous wing defence and down I went. So now my hand and wrist have turned a deep shade of mauve and my chin is sporting a rather fetching graze.
Can’t wait for next week.